Sunday, October 23, 2005


I regret to declare that the clique of unique and gentlemanly cavaliers formerly known as the "Cleveland Park Men's Club" is hereby dissolved.


Blogger Lisa said...

Excuse me? What happened?!?!?!?

7:58 AM  
Anonymous el Greco said...

What???? Explain!!!

7:59 AM  
Anonymous The Generic Socialite said...

The former CPMC abandoned this account earlier today. As a man who lives near Cleveland Park I consider myself a member, and so I thought that the gentlemanly thing to do would be to let the public know of our sad, sad demise.

8:21 AM  
Anonymous cpmctroll said...

Man this means I'm gonna have to get a new alias. Damn.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THANK GOD! No more Adam, no more Capo, no more nonsense!

9:07 AM  
Anonymous el Greco said...

a disturbance in the blogosphere

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever will the sad, middle-aged hangers on do now?

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Marshall McLuhan said...

I heard what you were saying. You - you know nothing of my work. What do I have to do with anything? Why are you bringing ME into this?

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Zapo said...

To hell with them. But I'm curious, how did it go down? They weren't getting any readers after they locked out the trolls...So the trolls win?

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:45 AM  
Blogger Jeeves Worcestershire, cass secretary said...

Good riddance to bad rubbish, we say.

Now please do delink us from this dreadful site. We wish not to be associated with such society.

10:02 AM  
Blogger brian crewcial! said...


10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Senator was warned by D.C. authorities that the Cleveland Park Men's Club must stop promoting the "gay bathhouse" lifestyle. They implied legal sections so The Senator folded.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous The Senator said...

All you people are LOSERS!

You'll never, ever be as cool as me!

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DC Bachelor is a virgin.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kathryn is a fag hag.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Jinxy said...

Vaya con huevos, CPMC.

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those with neither the wit, will, nor wherewithal serve any purpose by attacking those that have.

12:05 PM  
Blogger Jinxy said...

And you're an idiot.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and you're a fat bastard stuck in Vienna

12:08 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

What am I, Adam?

Since you're so about making obviously unsubstantiated comments, how about attacking an ANONYMOUS STRANGER?!?

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Doing the Nasty said...

Tribute to a corpse. Everyone that bailed early knew this stupid stuff couldn't last. Fuck'em.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your a loser like everyone else in the blogosphere - i know that much

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Doing the Nasty said...

Doing the Nasty?! You're not Doing the Nasty. I'M Doing the Nasty.

Somebody needs to take action against these hater impersonators.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

That was pretty quick response time for someone too good for the blogosphere.

And since only the owner of this site - ME - gets emailed when someone comments, you must be clicking refresh over and over?

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You assume there aren't other ways of finding out.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Constipated said...

Allow me to release a gigantic turd on the old fags of the cpmc.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Jinxy said...


That's the best you can come up with?


1:02 PM  
Blogger Jinxy said...

And learn how to differentiate between "Your" and "You're".

What are you, in third grade?


1:03 PM  
Anonymous Splinter said...

The Cleveland Park Men's Club does not deserve this kind of treatment. They set the standard for chivalry among gay American men. For that, they deserve a commendation. America is a better place because of the efforts of the Cleveland Park Men's Club. They reached out to men hiding in "the closet" and said "this is how to simultaneously hide gayness and be happy."

Who else was doing such a service for the community?

The answer, sadly, is nobody.

Lighten up on these true gentlemen for today is a tragic day indeed.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

Let's break down what I can and can't assume.

I can't be absolutely certain that you're Adam.

I can be certain that this site is getting lots of hits from the same IP.

I can be certain that hits from this IP all correspond to the comment times of the anonymous troll.

I can be certain that, unless you've managed to hack into statcounter's server and then managed to change my log files, that nothing is pinging or spidering this site for updates except for the usual static.

I can even be certain how frequently a certain IP is clicking the refresh button, buddy, so keep clicking!


1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jinxy fat ugly bastard - I used the coreectly punctuated "you're" correctly.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous slingblade said...

I learnded 'bout gentlemanly thangs like "asscorn" here.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous cpmctroll said...

GS you are the biggest computer nerd ever! It's the Tri-Lams vs the Alpha Betas all over again!

Does this mean no more half naked thursdays? I was hoping Capo would give us more gentlemanly porn!!! :(

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Hammer Pants said...

Just lookup the ip on

You'll get information within 10 miles.

Anonymous is not anonymous unless you really know what the hell you're doing.

Requiem for a Blog

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hammer - I'm quaking in my boots.

2:06 PM  
Blogger Jinxy said...

Ha ha, Anonymous!

You almost had me fooled with that sneaky Jedi mind trick of yours.

But I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me.

So "fat, ugly bastard" or not...

You're still wrong.

"your a loser like everyone else in the blogosphere - i know that much"

Owned. Bitcheyes.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous The Senator said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

2:16 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

As far as I can tell, Mister Jinxy is the Barney Fife of Blogville.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jinxy - you're quite pathetic and, as always, incredibly far from the mark. You simply don't get it do you loser? Have fun in the deep Virginian suburbs - perhaps you'll grow and extra thumb and finally find your calling in life. Asshole.

2:25 PM  
Blogger roosh said...

good riddance

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Adam, are you actually arguing that Jinxy's LEGITIMATE SPELLING CRITIQUE is "incredibly far from the mark"?

2:36 PM  
Anonymous cpmctroll said...

Oops that was me.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

I'm a nerd I admit it. An IP trace puts anonymous within 2 miles of Cleveland Park.

2:16, deleted. That was disgusting!

2:54 PM  
Blogger Jinxy said...

I take that as a compliment.

I love Don Knotts.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous slingblade said...

Bet yer love Floyd the Barber and Howard Sprague tew.

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jinxy was my scoutmaster and he called all us kids Opie.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DC Bachelor
Kathryn On
Direct Current
DC Cookie
Mister Jinxy
Metro Recluse

no class roll call

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No class, low class or classless? I just can't decide. Let's just say des classe and leave it at that.

3:43 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

3:22 - Adam
3:43 - Adam

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GS - as usual, you're very, very wrong. Why do you assume that Adam is the only person capable of despising you? OMG you are so pitiful!

3:50 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

3:50 - Adam

3:54 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

Also, Adam, if you want to pretend to be different people, you could at least try to phrase your comebacks differently.

2:25: "Jinxy - you're quite pathetic and, as always, incredibly far from the mark."

3:50: "GS - as usual, you're very, very wrong."

"[insert opponent] - [as usual / as always / some other variant] you're [incredibly far from the mark / very, very wrong / some other variant]."

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GS - is ignorance really bliss?

4:00 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

You know, Adam, you could keep cutting and pasting, or you could just link us to the Random Insult Generator and be done with it.

4:02 PM  
Blogger brian crewcial! said...

I prefer the term "working class hero," but that's just me.

19:05 - seenster

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GS cannot comprehend that Adam is far too fine a getleman to be caught dead commenting here. You're boring me now, so farewell loser.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is in flight back from San Diego you moron.

4:18 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

Um, anonymous, is this your clever way of exonerating Adam - by admitting that YOU'RE the pathetic loser who's spent the day clicking refresh?

Adam's on a plane from San Diego? I stop watching CNN for one moment and I make a complete fool of myself! Someone needs keep me abreast of the Senator's FLIGHT LOGISTICS!

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you'd have read our blog you would've noticed that he was going to San Diego this weekend. Idiot.

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GS deletes comments. Censorship roolz.

4:48 PM  
Anonymous cpmctroll said...

Jocks and Nerds going at it!

Greatest scolding ever: "If you'd have read our blog..."


4:49 PM  
Blogger Jinxy said...


Too funny. Let the looting of the CPMC mansion continue.

What I don't understand is who are these people who:

A. Actually liked the CPMC and take personal umbrage at us trolls.

B. Can't write or spell for shit.

I guess they were the CPMC's cooks and bottlewashers.

Certainly wouldn't have been allowed into the Main Dining Room with the rest of the "Gentlemen".

(Actually, I think at least one of the Anonymous posters is a girl.

Or a third grader.)

4:51 PM  
Blogger Jinxy said...

Somebody spent a lot of time writing something really boring.

5:00 PM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

Anonymous, did you notice that the institutions of "free speech" and "private publication" coexist in this country?

Yes! I have no problem with exercising my power to "censor" things I don't like from MY blog. Blogger gives me a name and a password and the ability to use editorial discretion, and I do. It works out great for everyone.

5:12 PM  
Blogger Jinxy said...

Did somebody say something about "class"?

5:33 PM  
Blogger The Senator said...

what a shame!! now we can't make fun of them anymore what more are we to do??

6:07 PM  
Blogger cpmctroll said...

If you keep googling "swami picks" I'm sure Adam will eventually turn up on another blog.

8:02 PM  
Blogger DC Cookie said...

Why is my name on the haterade associate list? I'm just a neutral pacifist. To be honest, I'm kinda sad it's gone...

9:47 PM  
Blogger A Unique Alias said...

Cavalier (adjective): Given to haughty disregard of others.

That sums it up perfectly. Thanks.

9:52 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

What??!! I just found you guys. Please don't go!

5:43 AM  
Blogger The Senator said...

Hey El Greco how does it feel you Fossil your boys are dead!

5:56 AM  
Blogger Jeeves Worcestershire, cass secretary said...

On behalf of the Capital Area Social Society we must second the lady's reservations vis a vis association with this project, though emphasizing in contradistinction the fact that we represent an elite association of monied gentlemen while the CPMC, contrariwise, were never more than a pack of the most bucolic climbers.

A pox on you all.

6:47 AM  
Blogger FLAMING QUEEN said...

I will miss them, at least Mr. Jinxy is still around.

Hi Mr. Jinxy! I have something for you.

7:13 AM  
Blogger The Committed One said...

Um what happened!?!?

7:16 AM  
Blogger DCdramaGrrls said...

what is going on?? As of this morning our blog index was 90% DELETED

Is Darwin's theory at work or am I just a conspiracy theorist?

7:39 AM  
Blogger Anna_Nonymousse said...

This is hilarious.

For all your snarking about KAC...

For all your trying to tell other bloggers how to post (even though you didn't even survive a YEAR)...

For all your boasting about (yawn) pants and better seats at the Kennedy Center...

For all your advice on how to be a gentleman (when you yourself are anything but, Adam)...

Good riddance.

7:43 AM  
Blogger Bowfinger said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7:57 AM  
Blogger cpmctroll said...

The Producer just erased his comment, but he wanted to let everyone know that "The CPMC is alive and well" and that they're all too mature for these "silly antics." He then added "have fun in Jr. High School."

Erasing your own comments, Producer? Does this mean that you actually have some sense of shame?

8:03 AM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...


That brings us to 5.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous the generic socialite said...

Also kids for more information on whether the CPMC is alive and well or dissolved, please visit our official website at

8:09 AM  
Blogger cpmctroll said...

He has you there!


8:22 AM  
Blogger Faconbale said...

Dear CPMC Members,

You guys have delightfully entertained me during my travels. I have enjoyed all of you postings and wish you all the best.
I believe we all owe you a pint or two.

Cheers Gentleman

8:43 AM  
Blogger chicgirl said...

Clearly, someone really, really hates the senator to the point of obsession. Time to move on....

8:52 AM  
Blogger Troy McClure said...

"Goodbye, Mr. Bond."

This is all a bit sad. I'm having flashbacks of Columbine.

8:56 AM  
Blogger The Generic Socialite said...

Wait, people, make up your mind:

Either we're "clearly obsessed" with Adam,

Or we're so not-obsessed that we aren't even keeping track of his "flight back from San Diego."

Which is it?

9:14 AM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

GS, you are an attention whore. No better or worse than your arch enemy Adam. At least he is getting laid. LOL

9:38 AM  
Blogger cpmctroll said...

Uh-oh, now the old man's after you!

Catciao I think being an attention whore is making up a fake club, promoting it around DC and posting a million pictures of you posing at happy hours and talking about pants.


9:56 AM  
Blogger Anna_Nonymousse said...


In these trying times, it helps to keep busy. A few suggestions for comfort:

1. Ask Swami for some picks.
2. Have The Chef serve you up a steaming plate full of Shut the Hell Up.
3. Bury your face in a pair of Cordarounds to hide the splotchy redness and tears.

10:20 AM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

I take you usually live out the role of Piggy in Lord of the Flies? Let's rename this new chapter in history as Piggy's Revenge...

10:22 AM  
Blogger The Generic Socialite said...

Not getting laid? Two can play at this game!

Catciao, you have [insulting and unfounded claim]!

10:24 AM  
Blogger The Senator said...

Hey Generic Socialite I think we should hate on this Catcio next. He is starting to urk me. Have you ever seen and old man cry on something he can't stop. Why are you wining old man?just take this as a lesson to you. You are starting to go to the Adam direction. AND I KNOW YOU DON"T want that.

10:30 AM  
Blogger lanawaka said...

i actually just went through the whole process of registering an account to i could ask what the hell are you talking about? piggy?

10:37 AM  
Blogger lanawaka said...

sp "so"

10:38 AM  
Blogger cpmctroll said...

Catciao's comparing GS to Piggy because I keep calling him a nerd.

He thinks we're all gonna give Piggy wedgies now.

10:53 AM  
Blogger cuff said...

Senator, it's spelled "whining." Unless you're from England, in which case it's spelled "whinging." Same spelling mistake "King Hater" makes on DCB's site.

10:55 AM  
Blogger cuff said...

Also, I can't believe anonymous comments haven't been turned back on yet.

10:55 AM  
Blogger The Generic Socialite said...

What part about it can't you believe?

10:59 AM  
Blogger The Generic Socialite said...

In fact, 100 comments...

11:02 AM  
Blogger The Generic Socialite said...

...seems like a great place to shut it off.

11:02 AM  

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